The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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