i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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