But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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