OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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