question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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