Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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