We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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