You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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