also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
