honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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