In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?