Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'