I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
North Korea, Best Korea!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable