? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.