So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack