Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I intend to get homeless drunk
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?