You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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