The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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