I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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