I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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