Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How's work?
Spinning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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