he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!