just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.