Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.