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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?

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  Don't answer that. It is bad.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!

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