I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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