Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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