How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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