Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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