I'm drive I can fine osifer
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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