Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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