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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  somebody snuck up and got me drunk

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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• (415): View more from California

  no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner

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• (310): View more from California

  The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.

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  Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would professionally fuck the shit out of her

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.

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