i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today