we're blogging at a bar
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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