If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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