Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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