is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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