do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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