i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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