what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My feet surprised me
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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