Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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