I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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