Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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