spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Is it penis luge time yet?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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