Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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