You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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