I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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