I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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