Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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