do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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