I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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