wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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