we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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