im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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