Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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