it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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Acid is not a monday night drug
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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