It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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