We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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