once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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