small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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