It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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