I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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