you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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