summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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