we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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